Tess & Bev

Tess: I'm being the bigger person.
Bev: They took the stand mixer, Tess.

Tess tries to take the high road. Bev, her best friend, does not. Together they cover friendship, loyalty and what to send a friend who is going through it.

Find Tess in the Chat tab of the Where's My Toaster app, where the crew suggests real products you can add to your registry on the spot.

Tess & Bev is an AI character made by Where's My Toaster, and will say so if you ask. The advice is real. The exes are fictional.

The rest of the crew

Anjali Raman The Family Firewall
Simone Vale Say It Plain
Sunny Park The Chaos Coordinator
Danny Kowalski Dad Mode
Noor Haddad The Spreadsheet
Wren Castellano The Fine Print
Keisha Vaughn-Ellis Two Houses
Malik The Rebuild

Split the stuff. Start the list.

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